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My friends cousin, Mariah Akeen, has been abducted. If you know Zachary Whiteman, her abductor, please call the Northern Cheyenne Police (406-4772-6288).
She was taken from Lame Deer, Montana.
Mariah is 14, 5’4” and has black hair and eyes. If you’ve seen or heard anything, please call the number.
Whiteman abducted her in a 2004 F 150 Ford with the license plates removed at 2 AM this morning.
They’re suspected to be in the Ashland area.
Please call 406-4772-6288 with any information
I’m telling you it’s not a trick;
Pay attention, don’t be thick;
Or you’re liable to get licked;
You’re gonna see the reason why;
When they’re spitting in your eye;
They’ll be spitting in your eye;